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    You are an absolute delight. You are always enough and never too much. In fact, we simply cannot get enough of you! You know who we have had enough of though? That toxic piece of sh*t that did you dirty! Plus, that POS you know who thinks they’re the sh*t when really, THEY AIN’T SH*T. Shoutout to you for calling them out on their sh*t while also literally saving dogs. Again, we cannot get enough of you, hot stuff! P.S. You’ll get a customized digital certificate for each POS you chose to dump in the trash, and the proceeds directly benefit Almost There Rescue. Thank you for your support!
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    Sometimes love stinks, but you know who doesn’t stink? You. You are actually the sh*t! Seriously. You’re the type of person that loves doing nice things for the people in your life (like making their day by acknowledging how great you think they are with a hilarious valentine that also supports a super awesome nonprofit rescue)! That makes you pretty great if you ask us! You know who also doesn’t stink? The person you’re about to acknowledge while supporting this really cute fundraiser your favorite nonprofit rescue is facilitating. Wow, two peas in a pod of badassery! P.S. You’ll get a customized digital certificate for each of your valentines and the proceeds directly benefit Almost There Rescue. Thank you for your support!
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